I’d like to tell you all about my day on set with Director Ridley Scott, (of Alien and Gladiator fame) but contractually I’m not allowed… I’d like to tell you about my 7.30 start, the hilarious English costume lady, the hours waiting in the rain, the Italian hairdresser who just couldn’t make my hair go big, the lovely fellow extras, the explosion of glass which made me shout “Jesus” in front of priests. But I can’t. Sorry.